Yahya's Spicy Pudding



What are you doing, Yahya, this morning?
I am making dessert, a spicy pudding.

We are going to join a party this evening,
And Ammu Mustafa will be grilling kebabs, gleaming.


Nunu and Dana, may I benefit
From your kind volunteering spirit?

Nunu is my instructor in simple spirit.

Dana is a blessed old man of blessed merits.

Both are in good retirement spirit 

Nunu, open one can of condensed,
And two of evaporated milk cans

Pour one cup of fresh milk in the pan,
Blend everything smoothly with the blender fan.

Sprinkle four tablespoons of brown sugar down,
Let it burn lightly to a caramel crown.

Place the baking pan in the oven’s embrace,
At 350 degrees, hold steady in place.

Dana, record a movie with your phone,
The pudding will be ready before noon.

Take it out, set it under the cooling fan,
This is Yahya’s spicy pudding for his friends and fans.

Oh Lord, I have made, with a blessed brain,
A delicious pudding in the mouths, my success to sustain!

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Elvis-style performance script:

(slow, bluesy opening)
🎶 “Well, what are you doin’, Yahaaaya… this mornin’, uh-huh…
I’m makin’ dessert, baby, a spicy puddin’, sweet and warmin’…” 🎶

(pick up tempo, playful swing)
🎶 “We’re gonna join a paaarty this evenin’, oh yeah,
Ammu Mustafa’s grillin’ kebabs, they’re gleamin’, mmm-hmm-hmm…” 🎶

(gospel backing style, with a hand clap)
🎶 “Nunu and Dana, may I benefiiiit,
From your kind, sweet, volunteerin’ spirit?
Oh yeah… mmm…
Nunu’s my instruc-tor, in a simple spirit,
And Dana, he’s a blessed man, with blessed merit…” 🎶

(rock-gospel build, strong voice)
🎶 “Open one can o’ condensed, and two evaporated milk cans,
Pour a cup of fresh milk, darlin’, right in the pan… oh yeah…
Blend it all together, with the blender fan, uh-huh-huh…” 🎶

(dramatic, deep groove)
🎶 “Four tablespoons o’ brown sugar down,
Burn it light, baby, make a caramel crown…
Put that bakin’ pan in the oven’s embrace,
Three-fifty steady, hold it in place, oh Lord…” 🎶

(big gospel-style finish)
🎶 “Dana, take your phone, record it real soon,
‘Cause the puddin’ will be ready, before high noon, oh yeah…
Take it out, cool it under the fan,
This is Yahya’s spicy puddin’, for his friends and fans…
Oh Lord, I made it with a blessed braaain,
A delicious puddin’, to sustain… my sweet success… uh-huh-huh… Amen!” 🎶


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